- Title: Stupid Stories
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This is a complete storyline walkthrough guide that contains spoilers. In addition, you will also be able to unlock all achievements of the game using this guide.
First Mission
Head out of the room and up the hallway towards Jan’s office
Request access to A38 and scan your ID card into the machine
Leave the room and proceed to the elevator on your right
Head into the portal room
Enter the first portal
Run 2 laps
Pickup a rock (LMB)
RMB to throw. Note: press RMB with the cursor directly onto the bottle to hit it
- Achievement: Precision (100% accuracy). If you miss, alt + f4.
Leave through the portal
Exit the room
Head left then down the hallway
Talk to the man at the gun store to obtain a hint system: Note the hint system can be used at any time incurring no penalties
Behind you, equip the green costume
- Achievement: Costume Party
Return to the portal room and pull the lever
Pickup the mission disc and insert it into the machine on the right
Code is 1234
Enter the portal
Second Mission
Head right
At the crossroads head towards the top exit into the main city
The jail is located in the building with the noticeboard at the front of the building and an advertisement for enlistment
Collect the outfit outside the building on the clothesline
Speak with Bagodan (in the cell)
Access to the blue house
Join the queue
Press the button on the enlistment counter to join. You will receive a hamster
Head over to the information counter and spam the bell
- Achievement: Annoying customer
Exit the building and speak with the fortune teller
Select “Yes please, I hate surprises”
Speak with the fortune teller again to earn the achievement: The future
Head to the marketplace
Interact with the vendor (top middle) to receive a hammer
Speak with the fruit vendor (bottom left) to receive a free tomato
Throw the tomato at Henry Jr (the character walking around the marketplace, dressed in a white tophat, shirt, and black pants)
Make sure the character is out of view for a long-distance shot
- Achievement: Sniper. If you miss, alt f4.
Head to the graveyard and enter the crypt
Use the hammer on the coffin
Speak with Sir Henry
Pickup the “I am rich” card inside the coffin
Return to the marketplace and speak with the top left vendor.
Leave the city and head into the bar
Receive a sidequest to get rid of the rat outside
Go to the farm on the right
Pickup a shovel from the haystack
Interact with Farmer Joe and select all options
Turn the machine off and place the hamster in
Chase the cat around the city
Use the card to enter the north exit of city
The cat will remove the rat (pickup a barrel)
Speak with the bartender to receive a drink coupon
Use the barrel
Trade-in the coupon with the vendor in the marketplace for a book
Return to Sir Henry in the crypt
Pour the beer in the coffin
Drop the clothing item in the coffin
Use the shovel on the graveyard for a key
Unlock Bogdan’s house (the one with a blue roof)
Collect toilet paper and bread from the table
Use the bread to lure the chicken back to Farmer Joe
Place the barrel under the machine and craft a brown slurry
Pour the slurry in the coffin at the graveyard
Head back to the house and sleep
Head to the crypt
Speak with Francois (he is located in a portable toilet between 2 houses)
Handover the toilet paper for a key to the museum
Unlock the museum
Collect the jar and leave the building (do not walk forward any further)
Collect 3 fireflies
Clothesline, graveyard, vegetable garden
Enter the museum
- Achievement: Save the vases
Collect another jar
Tip-over one of the fire basins to burn the mummy
Place the remains in the jar
Enter the next room, pick up the red crystal, and replace it with the jar
Return to the crypt and give Sir Henry the soul stone
Speak with Sir Henry and head outside
Storyline Complete
- Achievement: The end
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