Stupid Stories Walkthrough and Achievements Guide

This is a complete storyline walkthrough guide that contains spoilers. Além disso, you will also be able to unlock all achievements of the game using this guide.

First Mission

Head out of the room and up the hallway towards Jan’s office

Request access to A38 and scan your ID card into the machine

Leave the room and proceed to the elevator on your right

Head into the portal room

Enter the first portal

Correr 2 laps

Pickup a rock (LMB)

RMB to throw. Observação: press RMB with the cursor directly onto the bottle to hit it

• Conquista: Precisão (100% precisão). Se você sentir falta, alt + f4.

Leave through the portal

Exit the room

Head left then down the hallway

Talk to the man at the gun store to obtain a hint system: Note the hint system can be used at any time incurring no penalties

Atrás de você, equip the green costume

• Conquista: Festa à fantasia

Return to the portal room and pull the lever

Pickup the mission disc and insert it into the machine on the right

Code is 1234

Entre no portal

Second Mission

Vá para a direita

At the crossroads head towards the top exit into the main city

The jail is located in the building with the noticeboard at the front of the building and an advertisement for enlistment

Collect the outfit outside the building on the clothesline

Speak with Bagodan (in the cell)

Access to the blue house

Join the queue

Press the button on the enlistment counter to join. You will receive a hamster

Head over to the information counter and spam the bell

• Conquista: Annoying customer

Exit the building and speak with the fortune teller

Selecione “Yes please, I hate surprises”

Speak with the fortune teller again to earn the achievement: O futuro

Head to the marketplace

Interact with the vendor (top middle) to receive a hammer

Speak with the fruit vendor (canto inferior esquerdo) to receive a free tomato

Throw the tomato at Henry Jr (the character walking around the marketplace, dressed in a white tophat, camisa, and black pants)

Make sure the character is out of view for a long-distance shot

• Conquista: Atirador. Se você sentir falta, alt f4.

Head to the graveyard and enter the crypt

Use the hammer on the coffin

Speak with Sir Henry

Pickup the “I am rich” card inside the coffin

Return to the marketplace and speak with the top left vendor.

Leave the city and head into the bar

Receive a sidequest to get rid of the rat outside

Go to the farm on the right

Pickup a shovel from the haystack

Interact with Farmer Joe and select all options

Turn the machine off and place the hamster in

Chase the cat around the city

Use the card to enter the north exit of city

The cat will remove the rat (pickup a barrel)

Speak with the bartender to receive a drink coupon

Use the barrel

Trade-in the coupon with the vendor in the marketplace for a book

Return to Sir Henry in the crypt

Pour the beer in the coffin

Drop the clothing item in the coffin

Use the shovel on the graveyard for a key

Unlock Bogdan’s casa (the one with a blue roof)

Collect toilet paper and bread from the table

Use the bread to lure the chicken back to Farmer Joe

Place the barrel under the machine and craft a brown slurry

Pour the slurry in the coffin at the graveyard

Head back to the house and sleep

Head to the crypt

Speak with Francois (he is located in a portable toilet between 2 casas)

Handover the toilet paper for a key to the museum

Unlock the museum

Collect the jar and leave the building (do not walk forward any further)

Coletar 3 vaga-lumes

Clothesline, cemitério, vegetable garden

Enter the museum

• Conquista: Save the vases

Collect another jar

Tip-over one of the fire basins to burn the mummy

Place the remains in the jar

Enter the next room, pick up the red crystal, and replace it with the jar

Return to the crypt and give Sir Henry the soul stone

Speak with Sir Henry and head outside

Storyline Complete

• Conquista: O fim