POSTAL 4: No Regerts Achievements Guide

This guide will show you the steps on how to get all achievements in POSTAL 4: No Regerts. Feel free to leave a comment below if you have any suggestions to improve this POSTAL 4: No Regerts achievements guide.

Conquistas da história

Look ma, I’m a HOBO!
Make your homeless sign

Imperdível

Holocaust: Part Trois
Reunite with an old enemy, de novo

Imperdível. There’snot much to say about these, you’ll get them just by progressing in the game.

Challenge Playthroughs

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
Completed the story with no kills

Finish the game without killing anyone.

• Non lethal weapons (the taser, non lethal way to use the rattler, etc) are extremly useful
• DON’T start the game on any day after monday, you can place the milk you get on Tuesday to skip the final boss, place it on the table before starting the cutscene. It might still work if you start on Tuesday but better safe than sorry
  More details coming soon.

Roadhouse
Beat the game by only using kicks to open doors and kill people

Bastante auto-explicativo, you might be able to load a save from before the end of a pacifist playthrough and kick some people to get it.

Errand Related

These are only obtainable during certain errands, keep an eye out for them.

Can we fix it? No we can’t!
Hit all barrels with an immigrant during the Border Smuggler errand

On Tuesday, throw an immigrant at every single barrel. Two are accessible from the very start, and a big pack of barrels gets pulled into view near the end

Mean Kitty
As the Cat Dude, matar 10 chicks

On Tuesday, after one of the errands turns you into a cat find and kill 10 little chicks. I got this achievement after killing only 5.

Highscore, what does that mean?
Beat all highscores of the Scooter Challenge

Not strictly errand related, but I don’t think this appears after Tuesday. On Tuesday you’ll get a race side quest. Finish the race faster than the #1 leaderboard position

Breezy, not sleezy
Get all 10 petition signatures using the drag outfit.

On Wednesday, ask a couple people to sign your petition. This will unlock a side quest, go to the objective marker, select the sexy outfit in the mirror and then ask people to sign your petition until you have all 10 signatures. (You’ll also get the classic outfit added to your inventory).

4 can play that game!
Matar 4 fast-food workers during the Mexicleaner errand with the FOURnicator

On Wednesday, get a FOURnicator and some ammo (you can buy these from the vending machines), then during the Mexicleaner errand kill 4 fast-food workers. I got the achievement by using a single barrel for all of the fast food workers.

Lame of Thrones
Install all bidets for Mike without killing anyone

Bastante auto-explicativo, I recommend doing this while going for a pacifist run

Lynched
Kill all of the mountain men on Thursday

On Thrusday you’ll start in a spooky forest with a bunch of mountain men. Before going back to the main part of town kill all the mountain men. I recommend shooting loudly after getting your weapons back as this gets the mountain men to come to you. The achievement pops after leaving the forest and entering the Vince cutscene

Scooter Tutor
Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finished line with a fully bloodied scooter

On Thursday, kill everyone in the race (the leaderboard on the left will update) and then win the race, maybe you can do it by letting the red scooter win, killing everyone else and finishing right after the red scooter but I didn’t try that.

Murder Achievements

These can be done at any time, for other murder related achievements see the “Errand Related” seção

One Side, Vovô
Atropelar 50 people using the mobility scooter.

You’ll likely get this by playing the game normally

We still ain’t got no budget!
Matar 100 pigeons from thrown cages

The way I did this was to find an area without anyone nearby, then I threw a bunch of pigeon mines and then shot a rocket into the pigeons.

Yippee Ki-Yay
Matar 7 people at the same time using Dude Eye

“Dude eye” is the revolver bar. Kill a couple people with the revolver until the red bar is full, recarregar, and then use the alt fire to kill 7 people in one go.

Colecionáveis & Rampages

Dude Vinci Code
Collect all the paintings in the game

One of Uwe’s Best
Finish all rampages

Still playing with dolls!
Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, & Larry collectibles

Outras conquistas

E lembre-se, respect is everything!
Reach maximum heat level with the police and survive!

Get a wanted level (you don’t need me to explain how to get one), and after getting it to the max a police assault. Simply survive it, wait for the wanted meter to run out and the achievement will pop

PISSASSO
Vez 10 toilets yellow with piss

You might notice that no toilets are turning yellow, that’s because the effect either isn’t in the game or it’s just broken. Just piss in every toilet you see and eventually you’ll get this achievement

I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Find the secret crack den!

Get to the trailer park area near the prison, and crouch under the one with a big fence.

Don’t forget to wash your hands!
Flush after taking a piss in a toilet

For whatever reason not every toilet will work, The more round ones do work though. I did this in the KTDF building

No Way Trailer Home
Finish a mission with all 3 Dudes

When you start a new game you get to choose a voice actor (Jon St. John, Rick Hunter, Corey Cruise, and in a future update Zack Ward). Simply finish at least one errand with each one of the voice actors (visiting the job agency on Monday counts as finishing an errand).