- Title: Squirrel Stapler
- Release Date: September 12, 2023
- Developer: David Szymanski
- Publisher: David Szymanski
This guide will be showing you how to unlock and get all achievements in Squirrel Stapler.
Squirrel Stapler Achievements
The Stapler Becomes the Stapled
To obtain this achievement, simply allow your character to die. You’ll likely achieve this naturally during gameplay. Alternatively, if it doesn’t happen, from day 3 onwards, large predators will investigate loud noises like gunfire and sprinting. Shoot your weapon a few times to attract them, and when they approach and explode, causing significant damage, refrain from healing, resulting in your character’s demise.
God is Here
Finish the game to unlock this achievement. It’s a straightforward progression-related achievement.
Art Will Destroy the Artist
In the central house on the map (where the question mark is located), you’ll find a daily note recounting the story of an artist who painted a woman. You only need to read the note on the final day to unlock this achievement, but it’s recommended to read it daily for the enjoyment of the story.
Everything is Quiet
Similar to the previous achievement, these reports can be found in the top left corner of the map (where the question mark is). To unlock the achievement, you only need to read the report on the final day, but it’s worthwhile to read all of them for the complete story experience.
To unlock this achievement, you must locate the geocache location each day. On the map, you’ll notice sections marked with small red squares. These squares represent cache locations, with the number of squares corresponding to the respective day of the week (e.g., 1 square for day 1, 2 squares for day 2). The achievement unlocks once you’ve found all 5 caches.
Behind your in-game house, there’s an energy drink. Walk over it to gain the double speed effect, and the achievement will be granted.
Throughout the map, you’ll come across scattered notes with random squirrel facts. As the game progresses, these notes become increasingly unhinged. On day 4, you’ll encounter a note discussing the speed at which squirrels can debone a human male. This note is located near the yellow square in the middle of the provided image. Walk over it to read it and unlock the achievement.
There’s a shack at a specific location (marked by a yellow square in the top middle portion of the map) called the “shady shack” with an arrow icon similar to the one at the house. Walk over the arrow to commit sins and unlock the achievement.
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