바이오쇼크 리마스터 – How to Bypass Missing LauncherPatcher.exe

머리말

~ 안에 2022, 2K surprised everyone with a new update to Bioshock. What did they include in this update? New content? Bug fixes? Updated credits or something? 아니요. They added their own crappy game launcher to the game. Why would they do this is anyone’s guess.

The inclusion of a new launcher is already frustrating as is with 모든 major game studio wanting to create their own to control how much money they make and how we use their games, but what makes this more egregious is that trying to launch this game through the Steam launcher results in an error saying that a file called LauncherPatcher.exe is missing from the installation, making the game literally unplayable.

Why is this? It’s because the update, in actuality, contains NONE of the 2K launcher files. 진지하게. There’s a new folder in the installation path called “2KLauncher” but it’s just an empty folder! How could they have screwed that up?!

Thankfully there is an easy fix for this but it’s slightly less convenient than the conventional way of launching Steam games. (진지하게, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!)

The Stupidly Simple Fix

The tl;dr is that you need to run the game exe file directly through Windows and not through Steam. If you already know how to do this, then you’re good to go. For everyone else, here’s what you need to do.

You can find a game’s files usually by going to “씨:\프로그램 파일 (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common” and finding a folder with the game’s name. If you have your game installed in a different location such as on a secondary or external drive, then there’s an easy way of getting to the files.

증기에서, go into your games list, right-click the game, hover over the 관리하다 option and click 로컬 파일 찾아보기. The option should look like the image on the right.

After finding the game files, we need to get the main executable (exe) 파일. The file is located under Build\Final\BioshockHD.exe (오른쪽).

You can just directly run it from here and it should work just fine, but we can make this even more convenient for us by making a desktop shortcut to it.

In the Final folder, right-click and drag BioshockHD.exe from the folder to your desktop. This will show a list of things you can do, 딸깍 하는 소리 “Create shortcuts here” and rename the created shortcut to “Bioshock Remastered”.

진지하게. 끝났어요. Just run that shortcut while Steam is running and you’re good to go.

One More Thing

While making this guide I tried something kind of dumb. I thought that I could bypass the missing LauncherPatcher.exe problem by just putting a dummy executable in the 2KLauncher folder.

This didn’t work. It appears that the game – at least when launching from Steam’s interface – expects a specific file in that location and crashes if the file isn’t correct. This could probably be alleviated by just finding and using the official 2K Launcher files… but why would 누구나 want those on their PC?! I’d much rather use this roundabout way of launching the game than to have yet another launcher installed.

그래도, I hope this guide helps anyone else that’s been experiencing this issue too and that 2K can get themselves together and fix this dumb issue.