Aperture Desk Job – Secret Happy Ending Guide

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Has the short duration of this game get you down? Don’t like the ending where the man closest resembling our lord and savior GabeN is cast down to a modern depiction of the worst kind of hell that is pretty much Broadway, but with turret understudies? 잘, 내 친구, you are in luck, because that just means you haven’t unlocked the real ending (as well as nearly 2.5 hours of bonus content!). 이것을 잠금 해제하려면, just simply follow these steps to your happily ever after :

1. Go through the entire gameplay sequence, until Cave reboots.

2. When he fires you both, grow a pair* and say you’re not fired, you quit!

3. ???

4. Margharitas on the beach with the giant head of Cave Johnson!

메모 1: Steam Deck uses some proprietary and incredibly dangerous and unstable technology to check your testosterone levels to see if you are indeed man enough to stand up to the man, the myth, the legend, Cave Johnson.

메모 2: If you read comments that this guide doesn’t work, it’s just sour grapes. But whatever you do, don’t go painting them yellow and turning them wrinkly in an attempt to make combustible lemons, instead figure out a way to create an insanely roided out lemon-gorilla hybrid to make lemonade from and try the steps in this guide again!