のクラス ’09 – 全エンディング攻略ガイド

This guide will show you how to unlock and get all endings in Class of ’09, a visual novel video game developed and published by SBN3. Please note that this guide also contains spoilers of the game. As we always tell our readers, continue reading at your own risk.

Choked Out Ending

• Proceed the game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• 体育の授業
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal pedophile
• Date your gym teacher
• Go back to his place alone

School Shooter Ending

• Proceed the game as usual UNTIL you get to chose which class are you going to go
• 体育の授業
• Gym Sucks, Im Sitting Out
• See if he’ll actually tell you
• Call his bluff

Moving Away Ending

• Proceed the game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• Photography
• Skip couse he asked you to do manual labor
• Let’s see how not deep he is
• He made a mistake
• Exaggerate trauma for pity gifts

White Power but Jail Ending

• Proceed the game normally UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Choose whatever you want in the photoshoot scene
• I’d rather see If the Janitor’s selling Xanax
• Choose whatever you want in the counselor scene
• Hmm maybe it’s not so bad after all

White Power but with the Literal FBI Ending

• Proceed the game normally UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Choose whatever you want in the photoshoot scene
• I’d rather see If the Janitor’s selling Xanax
• Choose whatever you want in the counselor scene
• Agree to disagree like a fence-sitting Liberal
• See how racist he’d be with female attention

White Power but Allahu Akbar Ending

• Proceed the game normally UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Choose whatever you want in the photoshoot scene
• I’d rather see If the Janitor’s selling Xanax
• Choose whatever you want in the counselor scene
• Agree to disagree like a fence-sitting Liberal
• Get a video of this mess

Crackhead Ending

• Proceed the Game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• 体育の授業
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal Pedophile
• Get Sexually Harrassed by someone your own age
• もちろん, Let’s see what he’s about
• Choose whatever topic you want
• Play around with this leverage
• Proceed the Game normally UNTIL Kylar decides to jump
• Pretend to care so he definetly jumps
• Lie to him so it hurts worse later
• Make use of the key gave me

Youtube Famous Ending

• Proceed the Game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• 体育の授業
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal Pedophile
• Get Sexually Harrassed by someone your own age
• もちろん, Let’s see what he’s about
• Choose whatever topic you want
• Play around with this leverage
• Proceed the Game normally UNTIL Kylar decides to jump
• どちらか “ドントケア” or I Only Date Men Who Can Walk”
• Make a vlog about idiot killing himself

Valedictorian Ending

• Proceed the Game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• 体育の授業
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal Pedophile
• Get Sexually Harrassed by someone your own age
• もちろん, Let’s see what he’s about
• Choose whatever topic you want
• Play around with this leverage
• Proceed the Game normally UNTIL Kylar decides to jump
• どちらか “ドントケア” or I Only Date Men Who Can Walk”
• Exercise your newfound power another way

500K LA Dream Ending

• Easily the most accsessible route as you can go to gym and use the “let usual bully take over” or even decline white nationalist invitation and it will get you here
• Passive-Aggressive Eye Roll
• 嘘, lie and lie some more
• Double down
• Ride this to the bank

Homeless Ending

• Easily the most accsessible route as you can go to gym and use the “let usual bully take over” or even decline white nationalist invitation and it will get you here
• Passive-Aggressive Eye Roll
• 嘘, lie and lie some more
• Double down
• Avoid getting murdered after he’s fired

ノート: There are reports that the game crashes when reaching a certain scene while unlocking this ending. それが起こったら, we recommend checking our のクラス ’09 troubleshooting guide.

McDs Ending

• Go to the 500K LA Dream Route Section of this Guide but chose “He can’t tell you what to do”
• We don’t hang out with Rapists

Political Ending

• Go to the 500K LA Dream Route Section of this Guide but choose “He can’t tell you what to do”
• On one condition

Padded Cell Ending

• Dodge litreally anyone and you’ll enter this route
• Stay home and kill yourself

Suicide Ending

• Dodge litreally everyone and you’ll get this route
• Go to Concert
• Who do you run to doesn’t matter