Attendez! Life is beautiful! – Psychotherapist Achievement Guide

This is how to get the Psychotherapist achievement. You have to save everybody that can be saved to get this achievement. The guide only includes the options I tried that work. Ce n'est pas le cas’t cover all possible dialogue options.

Jour 1

War veteran

• 1. Que veux-tu dire?
• 2. Your comrades would have wanted you to keep living. OU 3. Vous ne’t have anything to blame yourself for. You went through hell! It was war. People die.
• 1. What about your family? You must have somebody who loves you, droite? OU 2. Enfiler’t give up hope. Everything is going to be different!
• 1. Non. Je peux’t leave you alone. OU 2. You need to talk this through. Il’ll help. Tu vois.
• 2. Pourquoi ne’t we grab a beer, and you can tell me your story?

Le boucher

• 1. Hé, are you okay? OU 2. Why are you laughing?
• 1. D'accord… who am I talking to? OU 3. je’ve seen your face before… on the news, Je pense.
• 1. Why are they looking for you? OU 3. Why do they call you the Butcher?
• 2. Do you at least have remorse for your crimes? OU 3. …
• 1. If you regret what you did, peut-être que ça’s time to stop running.

M. Grenouille

• 1. je’m Will. OU 3. Euh…
• 3. Ouah! How do you do that without moving your lips?
• 1. M. Grenouille, attendez! Enfiler’je ne le fais pas!
• 1. Sérieusement, how can you talk like that without moving your lips? Il’s so cool!
• 3. Il’s tough being a frog in this world or ours.

Vieille dame

• 1. I said life is beautiful. Enfiler’je ne le fais pas!
• 1. But you could keep living.
• 2. Toi’concernant 102? Sortez d'ici! Vous ne’t look a day over 70.
• 1. Là’s more to life than youth, maman’suis. The important thing is to stay young at heart.
• 1. Everything has its time. Là’s no need to rush things.

Cult Member

• 2. Why shouldn’t I be here?
• 2. Je n'en ai pas’t know what leader you’tu parles de, but you definitely need to get down from there.
• 3. How can suicide set you free?
• 2. Enfiler’t you understand? The only thing waiting for you down there is death, not freedom!
• 2. Please get down from there. Tu peux’t get free this way.

Rich Guy

• 2. Que veux-tu dire? OU 3. Why do you say that?
• 1. N'est-ce pas’t that what life is all about?
• 1. What would you rather be doing?
• 2. No way. Tu peux’t buy me off.
• 3. You just need a distraction. Have you tried finding a hobby?

Jour 2

Spy Husband

• 1. De quoi parles-tu? OU 3. D'accord, d'accord. But it seems like maybe you want to talk.
• 1. What happened to her? OU 3. Ouah… are you serious?
• 1. Ouais, je’ve heard about what the Russkies did to the spies they caught. OU 3. Que’c'est horrible. je’m so sorry.
• 1. That sounds really romantic.
• 3. Mais ça a gagné’t bring her back. Là’s got to be another way.

John

• 1. Hi John. je’m Will. Can you tell me what happened?
• 2. Je comprends. That really sucks. OU 3. Pourquoi ne’t you tell me how you’se sentir? Peut-être que’ll help.
• 1. It happens. You need to find a way to move on. OU 2. Il’s gonna be okay, John. je’ve had my heart broken too.
• 3. Try to live for yourself. Do something interesting.

Cancer Patient

• 3. Is there any way you could still be helped?
• 2. Toi’ve still got a little time. Why not do something you’ve always dreamed about?
• 1. Vous êtes’t alone. There are lots of seriously ill people in the world.
• 2. Mais ils’re going through the same thing as you. They understand you better than anyone.
• 3. Enfiler’t do anything foolish. Il’s not your time yet.

Fille fantôme’s Parent

• 1. Laisser’s just talk. Is that okay? OU 3. Can you tell me why you’re so tired?
• 2. Who do you see? OU 3. Are you having nightmares?
• 1. Que’c'est horrible… OU 3. je’m so sorry about your daughter.
• 3. Tu l'as fait’t do anything wrong. Là’s no way you could have known it would happen.
• 2. I think you should go to church.

Rick Astley

• 2. Never gonna give you up.
• 3. Never gonna let you down.
• 2. Never gonna run around and desert you.
• 1. Never gonna make you cry.
• 2. Never gonna say goodbye.

Mama’s garçon

• 2. Hold on a second, laisser’s just talk. OU 3. Why did you make the decision?
• 1. Il’ça va, Je veux juste vous aider. OU 2. Bien, alors, just tell me what brought you here.
• 2. Have you tried asking your friends for help?
• 3. Je sais ce que tu’tu parles de. je’m on my own too.
• 2. Go home to your mother and forget about today.

Jour 3

When invited to join the Pro-Death/cult leader, choisir « Non. No way. »

2nd Cult Member

• 1. Non, que’s not why I’je suis ici
• 2. Does it really matter which bridge it is?
• 1. Hé, are you even listening to me?
• 3. Why do you want to jump so badly?
• 3. Maybe you need to go home and really think this through.

Conjoined Sisters

• 2. Could you try talking, euh… un à la fois? OU 3. Y a-t-il…two of you?
• 2. I could ask you the same question. OU 3. One at a time, s'il te plaît! What happened to, euh… you two?
• 2. Ouais, this really is complicated… OU 3. Every guy you meet, hein? How about spending the night with me?
• 1. You need to find a way to compromise… OU 3. Maybe you both need to loosen up a little.
• 1. A doctor might be able to help. But I think only one of you would survive the operation…

Herald of the Future

• 3. So how is this world going to be better than the old one?
• 1. You have an interesting way of describing this new world…
• 3. Je n'en ai pas’t mind this world all that much
• 2. je’m not willing to die for some « new world. »
• 3. Désolé, je’m just not seeing any light down there. Maybe you should look for it somewhere else.

Religious Friend

• 2. Who are you talking about? OMS’s going to forgive you?
• 3. Laisser’s just calm down and talk. Ce qui s'est passé?
• 1. Attendez! N'est-ce pas’t suicide a sin?
• 2. Toi’re going to cause your friends a lot of pain. They love you, Vous savez.
• 2. Think about what’s going to happen to your own soul.

Indecisive Person

• 3. Hold on a second, d'accord? Laisser’s just talk.
• 3. Allez, je’ll help you down.
• 1. Attendez! Pourquoi?!
• 2. Il’ça va, just let me help you.
• 2. Arrêt, arrêt! Hold on a second. Just take a deep breath.

Homeless Person

• 2. Hé, take it easy, d'accord? Come down from there.
• 1. Désolé, frère, je’m broke.
• 3. Simmer down, d'accord? Allez, get down from there.
• 2. Êtes-vous d'accord?
• 1. Écouter, you can take everything I have, just get down from there!

Jour 4

Raging Person

• 1. Hé, take it easy. Quoi’souper? OU 3. What exactly makes you so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fou?
• 1. What are you so mad about? OU 2. There are lots of ways to deal with anger.
• 1. Tout’ça va. Just get down from there. OU 3. Believe me, dude, tu es’t the only one asking himself that question.
• 2. Bien sûr, je’ll help you. Que’c'est pourquoi je’m here. OU 3. Give me your hand. je’ll help you.
• 1. Hé, chill out, copain. Tout’s cool. OU 2. Allez, maintenant, là’s no need to…roar like that.

Ishtabach sacrifice

Tu peux’t save them.

Domestic Abuse Partner

• 3. Hold on, je veux juste aider.
• 2. Allez, dude, laisser’s just talk. OU 3. Homme, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that…
• 3. Condamner, que’S durs. Mais là’s got to be some way out.
• 2. Have you ever tried going to the police?
• 1. You need to hide somewhere safe. OU 2. Que’c'est horrible. Dump him and leave town.

Hit-and-Run Person

• 1. What didn’t you do? OU 3. J'étais’t going to accuse you of anything.
• 1. Tell me about it. OU 3. What did you do?
• 1. Oh ♥♥♥♥… OU 3. Es-tu sûr?
• 2. You need to go to the police.

Bad Friend

• 1. Quoi’s the matter, Miel? OU 2. Là, là, il’ça va, calm down. OU 3. Did somebody hurt you?
• 1. Who comes to you, darling? OU 3. Do you want to tell me about it? Il’ll help.
• 1. Just tell me what happened. OU 3. C'est’t stupid, il’c'est important. Tell me about it.
• 2 Que’s not your fault. OU 3. Online dating is nothing but lies.
• 1. Il’s not your fault. Elle’s the one who decided to do it. OU 2. You need to forgive yourself.

Leg Operation Person

• 2. je’m not trying to stop you, I just want to talk. OU 3. Let me help.
• 1. Or what? OU 2. You ran away?
• 2. Si vous ne’t walk away from the edge, je’m going to have to use force. OU 3. And you aren’t even willing to try?
• 2. Because they care! OU 3. You talk you don’t give a damn about them.
• 1. Tu peux’t just rebel and run away like a teenager.

Police apologize – choisir « Il’ça va, I get it. »

Jour 6

Duck Costume

• 1. Hé, can you hear me? OU 3. Laisser’s just talk.
• 1. (Say nothing.) OU 2. OMS?
• 3. Il’ça va, il’ça va… just tell me what happened.
• 1. What the hell are you talking about?! What ducks? OU 2. Voulez-vous en parler?
• 2. je’ll buy you some new ducks, juste ne’ne saute pas.

Eating Disorder Person

• 1. J'étais’t planning to. OU 2. Why would I laugh at you? OU 3. Has somebody been laughing at you?
• 2. Je n'en ai pas’t understand why anybody laugh at you. OU 3. je’m still not laughing.
• 2. Je vois. Écouter, why do you care so much about what other people think? OU 3. If you ask me, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
• 2. I can see you just fine, and I think you’re cute. OU 3. Allez, toi’re gorgeous!
• 1. Go home and get a good night’s sleep.

Super Fan

• 1. OMS’s your hero? OU 2. Donc? OU 3. How did it happen?
• 1. Donc? OU 2. Who was he?
• 1. Ouais, he was the best. OU 3. Oh man, Old Chuck died?!
• 2. Enfiler’t be silly. Laisser’s just remember his greatest hits. OU 3. But the world is what it is. You need to make peace with it.
• 3. You should just keep his memory alive.

Stamp Guy

• 1. Toi’re standing on a bridge. OU 2. Good question. What ARE you doing?
• 1. What kind of sound is that? OU 3. And you can’t get a break from it?
• 1. De sorte que’s your job?
• 2. Lots of people hate their jobs, but you need to live somehow.
• 1. Try to relax. Just imagine you’re tap-dancing.

Insecure Person

• 1. Que veux-tu dire? OU 2. Everyone is beautiful in their own way.
• 1. Personne’s perfect. OU 2. And you think that’s a problem?
• 1. Es-tu sûr? Il’n'est pas comme toi’ve got another one.
• 3. People have been into non-standards appearances lately.

Joueur

• 1. WP no RE.
• 1. Lay it on me. OU 2. Every problem has a solution.
• 1. Let me help you. OU 3. Solve what?
• 1. You sick bastard. OU 2. je’m calling the cops (fin).
• Lulz.

Jour 6

Dog Person

• 1. OMS? OU 3. It happens.
• 2. So where is she now?
• 1. Euh… quoi? OU 2. Désolé, Je n'en ai pas’comprendre.
• 1. You lost me. OU 2. Laisser’s rewind a little, d'accord? OU 3. I can only guess.
• 3. je’m sure Miriam is in good hands.

Yo Guy

• 2. Yo yo! OU 3. Yo yo yo
• 2. je’m cool. OU 3. ‘Sup with you?
• 1. Il’s more like gliding than flying.

Touristique

• 1. Malheureusement, yeah. OU 2. Why do you ask?
• 1. Are you a tourist? OU 3. Why do you care about it?
• 1. Attendez, quoi?! OU 3. Il’n'est pas si génial. Comme, maybe three out of five.
• 3. There are other places like this?
• 2. I just want to help you.

Film Bro

• 2. You seem really upset.
• 3. OKay, bien. Désolé.
• 1. Happy to help! OU 3. Pourquoi ne’t you tell me about it?
• 1. Ce qui s'est passé?
• 1. Sounds like the plot of a movie.

Betrayed Man

• 3. D'accord, nous’ll just stand here silently.
• 2. No offense. OU 3. Non, Bien sûr que non. Désolé.
• 1. Wanna talk about it? OU 2. I hear you, copain.
• 1. What a twist!
• 2. If you jump, ça veut dire toi’re okay with the way she treated you.

Sexual Assault Victim

• 1. Quoi’s the matter? OU 3. Did somebody hurt you?
• 3. Que fait-il?
• 1. Jesus. je’m so sorry… OU 3. Have you told your mom about it?
• 1. Vous ne’je ne dois pas.
• 3. Talk to your mom, elle’ll help you.