Slaycation Paradise – All Sightseeing Locations

MetaGate E36 (11/11)

Mumsy didn’t raise no gambler! En plus, gambling is worse for a games rating than violence…

Là’s two handwritten notes left on the bed. The first reads: « Hey honey! Toi’re taking a while with Orientation, so letting you know I’ll be starting a Tour shortly. Look after the kids for me! »

The second one reads: « Dear Daddy, nous’re bored. Doing some Tours. Love Sally and Billy »

…♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

je’m certain there’s hundreds more hotel suites through this door. je’m also sure that none of them are cheaper than my ‘Cozy Family Cuddler’ chambre.

Hé, at least mine is closest to the bar!

The main supplier of weaponry and defensive devices that Slaycation Paradise Tourists enjoy.

A multinational corporation specialising in pharmaceutical and chemical product development. They proudly display a ‘Best Company’ award that’s 18 ans.

I guess this is where people wait for others to get revivified. Depuis’s an insurance service, Je suppose que’s not supposed to be overly comfy?

This suitcase has a tag on it that reads simply, « Property of Me. »

You wonder how long it’s been going around this carousel for…

Quelqu'un’s left their phone in the waiting area. Hmm… looks like they were playing Derpy Fish. Good taste.

Capable of rapidly rebuilding a human body and rebinding a consciousness to it. The technology is rumored to come from AE0, Eden class world.

They say this is the oldest operating Portal. Decades of accumulated maintenance and patch jobs are evident.

An Impressive array of components. Most are Slaycation branded ‘personal safety devices’, such as flamethrower fuel canisters, turret servos, and Portaling Sickness bags…

Metro Mexicano (7/7)

Map with all sightseeing locations

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Il’s an advertisement for a Luchador wrestling match that ended long ago.

It seems to be revered, almost like a relic?

An advertisement with a bride and groom, but they app[ear to be wearing wrestling masks. Il’s obvious that the people of this world had an unhealthy obsession with wrestling.

Il’s a literal underground wrestling ring. The candles and blood give it a wonderful altar of sacrifice ambience.

A business-minded Luchador is seen toiling away on an abacus, presumably doing his taxes.

From here you can glimpse the surface world — a vast land bathed in a brutal sunlight, and filled with Luchadores participating in their blood sports. The FPS is amazing, and the graphics are truly AAA.

This altar is giving off some very, « cursed abyssal cult » vibes, however there’s just an old-timey train whistle atop it?

This vat is filled with blood, human hearts, and an unidentified chemical catalyst. It seems that once defeated, the strongest are sacrificedinto one of these vats, and the weak partake of it, becoming stronger in turn.

New Amsterdam (6/7)

For the map location, please note the mini-map at the top left corner of the screen. Will create a fresh map with all the locations marked soon!

This establishment seems to be advertising dubious quality fried foods, and even more questionable strip shows.

These weapon crates are filled with long barbed projectil;es, specially designed to fight against the « plastic menace » of this world.

The global launch of the xDoll didn’t quite go to plan. After the product unveiling, the enthusiastic round of applause was cut short when it promptly leapt at the CEO and started devouring them. Stocks fell by 18%.

Checking the menu, this appears to be a regular burger joint, pourtant, it is suspicious that they put quotation marks around « Special Sauce ».

Strangely patriotic… obsessed with sex… consumer driven society. Ouais, this is definitely an American that was founded by the Dutch.

Terra Feralis

WIP probably one of the more challenging maps for sightseeing

For the map location, please note the mini-map at the top left corner of the screen. Will create a fresh map with all the locations marked soon!

A colossal skeleton of what appears to be half snake, half man. You can only imagine what the beast must have looked like in the flesh.

It looks like you’re not the first Tourist to enjoy the beach!

A strange array of vehicles and a large bonfire. Certainly this is proof of proto-religious worship? Non, il’s just an absurd art project.

Another monstrously sized, snake-like corpse. This one seems different, and appears to be worshipped…

Hicksville (7/7)

Map with all sightseeing locations marked

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An ice chest full of drinks, a grill, two chairs and a selection of semi automatic weaponry…

It may not have lasted, but these yokels sure knew how to weather an Alien invasion in style.

It appears the Aliens are celebrating their victory over the Bovines. Just why they felt this ‘monument’ was necessary is anyones guess.

Why do Aliens seem to delight in torturing cows?

je’ll avenge you, Bessie!

These grain bins are filled with corn that will one day be turned into high-fructose corn syrup, and eventually contribute to the national obesity and diabetes quota.

This crater is all that remains of Kentucky’s largest trailer park. The nation has lost a significant percentile of mullets and monster truck driving aspirants.

An entrepreneurial local has set up a makeshift distillery.

On the side, they have written: « The libation station », which is a surprising level of literacy for the area.

Attendez, what are you doing?

Non… stop it – Enfiler’t take THAT!

Notez que vous’ll also get the Not Chuchuk achievement.

Enfer

For the map location, please note the mini-map at the top left corner of the screen. Will create a fresh map with all the locations marked soon!