Échouage de la mort – How to Obliterate Distribution Center South of Lake Knot City

Are you tired of delivering underwear to Thomas? Do you have a thermonuclear bomb lying around your room? Bien, il’s time to kill two birds with one stone.

Getting a Thermonuclear Bomb

By far the hardest step on the list. Si tu enfiler’t have a thermonuclear bomb lying around your house you’ll have to progress the story until a very good friend from Bridges gives one to you personally. Jusque-là, malheureusement, you can only wait.

However if you do indeed have one of those devices at your home, head to Distribution Center South of Lake Knot City and get ready to erase that place out of existence.

Prepare yourself to throw the device

C'est ça. The stars have aligned. All you gotta do now is throw the device directly at their front door. Aussi, tu mets’t need to knock, puisqu'il’ll probably hear the sound of imminent death coming from that little package.

Le jeter

By now you are probably in the middle of your « throwing action » and you might be wondering, « am I even able to survive that? » The anwser is.. Probablement? Toi’ll find out soon enough. ( Also the priority here isn’t your safety. ) Now brace yourself. The show is about to start.

Final Moments

If you indeed threw the thermonuclear device your « écran » might wander close to it to personally show you what you’j'ai fait. C'est ça! You actually did it! The device will go off any second now. ( And I mean any second now. )

No more weirdly named underwear or void-filled things to you, Thomas!

Et juste comme ça, he got what he deserved. Malheureusement tu peux’t actually put a giant crater on Distribution Center ’cause, you probably know by now, no matter what you do Sam will just wake up afterward like it was just a silly dream. Maybe if you keep exploding that place Sam will start to realize il’s not a dream.